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Wednesday, May 11th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
At this very moment somebody in official Washington is reading this blog, looking the “Top Secret” tattoo on the woman’s ass, and thinking “Oh, if only it were that easy!”
The cartoon is by Brian Savage, from a 1970s Playboy.
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Tuesday, February 9th, 2021 -- by Bacchus
Since the earliest days of this blog, I have been reticent with the word “whore”. It has its uses, it is not always a slur, but my general sentiment has been that decent men don’t use it much: never in anger or derision, and only at all when the word itself is part of what the conversation is about, as when a sex worker uses it deliberately or provocatively in public discussion.
My experience is that if you hear “whore” uttered easily from a male mouth, that dude will turn out to be a misogynist, or at least somebody who is deeply troubled about the power of women’s sexuality.
Meet this perfectly pleasant nude beach exhibitionist. She’s been circulating on the internet since at least 2013. Some sources call her Andrea, and say she’s in the Seychelles. I can’t confirm that. But she’s a pretty lady on a nice beach, clearly having a good time.
Somewhere on the internet, there’s a dude who saw her and thought “I want to mark her as a whore.” And then, he just went and did it, through the power of Photoshop:
Folks, I can’t prove it. But I would happily place large bets on what I am about to say. That dude? He’s one of the guys who fear women and hate the very idea of their sexual power. Avoid!
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Monday, November 23rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus
I’ve been having fun recently digging through the Internet Archive archeological remnants of porn tumblrs that died in the big #pornocalypse of 2018, or that got deactivated by Tumblr (for reasons never explained) in the many better years before that.
One called A Good Girl Takes Pride In Her Bruises featured this bulky tattooed male arm well-buried in a happy pussy, attractively framed in tattered fishnet pantyhose. The simple caption: “He is so sweet to me.”
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Friday, January 25th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
On the day in which Roger Stone’s day began with the sound of an unpaid FBI SWAT team hammering at his front door in the pre-dawn darkness, it’s worth sharing more widely the curious fact that Stone has a seriously sexy Richard Nixon tattoo on his back. Tricky Dick himself, trapped and leering in stale ink on Roger Stone’s shoulderblades for all these long decades:
Did I say the Nixon tattoo was sexy? I didn’t just make that up. That’s Stone’s own account, and his relationship with the truth is famous! He told a female interviewer it was, her paraphrase, “a hit with the ladies,” adding (this part is a direct quote) “You’ll never meet another man with a dick in the front and a dick in the back.”
Let’s zoom in on Roger Stone’s back dick, OK? Dick, are you ready for your closeup?
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Sunday, May 7th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
This illustration is said to depict one of the “tattoos of prostitutes” from The Female Offender by Lombroso (1893):
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Sunday, December 7th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Somebody is tired of his wandering penis, and so they want it well-marked:
Art is by Sean.
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Tuesday, November 1st, 2011 -- by Bacchus
From the style, I think this random hard drive discovery probably came, initially, from a Japanese magazine. But that’s all I can tell you about this lovely butterfly tattoo:
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Monday, August 23rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Spanking Blog ponders this approximately 85-word tattoo and wonders “can you imagine pounding that ass doggie-style every few days, week in and week out, seeing that verse heaving in front of you every time?”
Me, I’m the kind of guy for whom the catastrophic apostrophic mishap in line six would be a boner-killer. But wave the magic laser wand and deem that fixed, for the sake of the thought experiment. I’m still reminded of an old chestnut of a Robert Service poem called The Ballad of Salvation Bill.
It’s about a preacher trapped in a Klondike cabin all winter with a sinner of a prospector who has tobacco but no rolling papers. The prospector eyes the preacher’s bible, the preacher won’t share single page for smoking, and it’s a long hard winter for awhile. There’s violence, and melodrama, and eventually there’s an agreement: he can smoke the Bible pages, but he has to read them first. But you guessed it:
I smoked and smoked from Genesis to Job,
And as I smoked I read each blessed word;
While in the shadow of his bunk I heard him sigh and sob,
And then… a most peculiar thing occurred.
I got to reading more and more, and smoking less and less…
It would be a terrible shame if this tract of a tattoo had a similarly depressing effect.
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Saturday, July 3rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I’m as radical a proponent (in theory) of unrestricted body modification as you are gonna find. But when I see something like the tattoo this photo appears to show, I can’t help feeling a twinge of “Girl, didn’t you have one friend good enough to tell you not to?”
Found it here.
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Thursday, February 25th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
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Wednesday, March 4th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
On a girl, these would be merely unfortunate:
2024 update: I look back on this post with bewilderment. I don’t recognize the guy who wrote it. Apparently, 2009 me (a) thought that these slightly-hairy ass cheeks were somehow determinative of the inked person’s gender; and (b) titrated my ridicule of body art differently by gender; and (c) believed it was OK to ridicule body art in the first place. (Unfortunately a great many of my early posts about tattoos incorporate that last malfunction.) I generally don’t delete or strongly edit old posts that I no longer feel good about, but if I did, this one would be for the chop.
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