The Lady Will Yield Up Her Secret
Wednesday, October 30th, 2002 -- by Bacchus
Shocking Shell leads us on with news of a lovely secret. Then, in abject refusal to conform to stereotypes of feminine illogic, she declines to share it with us.
The Group Captain comments at Shell’s blog, and accuses her of teasing. I think he’s right.
She’ll talk, though. Because we have just the thing for, ah, encouraging her:
Imagine, readers, the sound of booming villainous laughter as we set this evil bondage tickling scheme in motion!
