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Monday, October 14th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
It’s fun to read together with your lover on a sunny afternoon, especially if she wears a short skirt and lets you get away with surreptitious upskirt peepings:
These are said to be A. J. Applegate and Jordan Ash in a Brazzers scene (that I don’t have a link for) titled Filthy Fuck Part One.
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Tuesday, September 24th, 2024 -- by Bacchus
There may be a lot of reasons to mourn the decline in fashionability of the miniskirt, but here’s one of them: playing pool with a pretty girl was a lot more fun when you might get a good upskirt glimpse as she bent over the table to make a tricky shot.
Illustration is from the June 1968 issue of Pad magazine.
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Saturday, November 26th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Everybody I’ve ever met who had (and took) the opportunity to be in a marching band assures me that the hedonic benefits (especially for high schoolers) vastly outweighed the time commitment and energy required. “That one time, at band camp…” is a cliché for a damned good reason! But here’s an upskirt angle I never considered:
Cartoon is from the January 1962 issue of Romp magazine, which was one of the Humorama titles. Cartoonist is George Crenshaw.
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Tuesday, October 25th, 2022 -- by Bacchus
Apparently, in the late 19th century, when big skirts and many layers of petticoats reigned supreme, it wasn’t easy to dream up a plausible upskirt peeping opportunity. Artists and fantasists had to resort to unlikely scenarios like a hot air balloon crash:
Another postcard by Carl Robert Arthur Thiele.
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Monday, August 22nd, 2022 -- by Bacchus
I wonder how many of my younger readers may need some explanation of the cultural context behind this mid-20th-century comic postcard?
Back in the day when most women wore dresses and skirts in public, there was always the risk of a wayward wind catching and lifting her garments, giving a sharp-eyed man a quick glimpse of her in-most-cases-quite-unrevealing underclothes. The blast of air thrust by a moving train from a subway ventilation grate was especially notorious for doing this, but the unpredictable gusty winds along the boardwalk at a seaside resort were a common culprit too. A subway grate air blast provided the context of the famous 1954 movie scene where Marilyn Monroe’s skirts fly up.
Moreover, the “fun house” at a traveling carnival or circus was often rigged with surprise air jets to create this effect for the risque amusement of the attendees. It was a known gimmick, and townie women often played along, wearing sexy underwear and pretending to embarrassment, but in reality posing themselves quite deliberately to tease and amuse their dates. It was good clean fun, but a fellow hanging around too long to perv on the scene might become an object of derision himself, just as we sneer at somebody who lurks in public stairwells trying to get upskirt glimpses or photos.
The funhouse air jets were enough of a cultural icon that they’ve appeared on ErosBlog previously. In this circus cartoon, a horny elephant uses a blast of air from his trunk to flip up a skirt, while an appreciative ringmaster tells a clown that “Bombo got the idea at the Fun House.”
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Friday, September 14th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
No, no, of course Twitter doesn’t literally ban photographic shots looking up the skirts of rocket engines. But as I explained before, I don’t care to risk my Twitter account on a stupid robot that scans for verboten “upskirt” word and bans my account for life on the strength of it. Yes, this is called a chilling effect.
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Sunday, April 8th, 2018 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a bit of 1950s art photography that’s chock full of fetish fuel, completely harmless, and utterly banned from Twitter. I could lose my Twitter account for posting it there, just as if it were revenge porn or concealed locker room video:
This upskirt photo dates from 1954 and is by photographer Vivian Maier. It appears to show a fancy display of clothing for women, with skirt and petticoat and hosiery and shoes on a display mannequin set on a glass base over a mirrored floor for the express purpose of showing off the hose and petticoats to better effect.
Twitter’s policy on “upskirts” photos, to be strictly fair, is that they ban them — and accounts posting them — because they might be examples of non-consensual nudity, with a human victim. In this “life-in-plastic, it’s fantastic” no-humans-involved scenario, Twitter’s policy against upskirt photography shouldn’t come into play. It ought to be fine, posting this photo to Twitter.
{hollow laughter}
How much do you want to bet that actual upskirt bans happen because of a cheap filter that detects the word “upskirt” (and variants) and (I’m less than certain about this part) feeds it to a hasty human review layer by somebody who might or might not look with an eye discerning enough to tell that the legs in question are plastic?
I don’t propose to try the experiment. Chilling effect, thy name is Twitter. The problem isn’t the perfectly-reasonable policy; it’s Twitter’s demonstrated failure to implement its policies in any sort of fair or reasonable way.
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Wednesday, October 19th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
It’s just a friendly little upskirt-elephant. There’s a current political metaphor in there somewhere, but I guess this is not the place:
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Sunday, October 9th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
I’m sure this must be a very posh private school, because the back stairs where Pandora sits taking naughty selfies for her boyfriend are clean and in good repair:
One small flaw in Pandora’s program: she does not realize the headmaster is watching!
You know where all this is leading:
From Dreams of Spanking.
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Tuesday, May 17th, 2016 -- by Bacchus
There was a bit of a social media meltdown the other day when Calvin Klein posted an upskirt photo to Instagram of 23-year-old Danish actress Klara Kristen, with the caption “I flash in #mycalvins”. It’s really rather tame and cute. Given that the ad campaign is called “Erotica” and the caption strongly claims agency for the model (this isn’t one of those “creepy otaku with camera on his shoe” situations) I confess I don’t quite understand why the internet lost its shit:
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Monday, November 9th, 2015 -- by Bacchus
A plaid skirt this short was part of no schoolgirl’s official uniform ever. But that doesn’t stop it working as a signifier of (entirely dubious and unlikely) youth and innocence:
Our teasing model in this instance is Alicia from Kate’s Playground.
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Monday, January 24th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
If you ever wondered about Gwyneth Paltrow’s panties, now I’ve got a photo to satisfy your wonderings:
Photo is from Dlisted, where I don’t think they have their priorities entirely in order; they say: “It’s a good thing Gwyneth Paltrow had on her favorite pair of $400 ‘working mother’ panties made from the cocoons of organic mulberry silkworms, or else we’d all get a clear shot of her apple maker.”
They say that like it would be a bad thing…
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Thursday, November 18th, 2004 -- by Aphrodite
Luscious breasts are great to admire, but just as eating the same breakfast every day can get old, the same old views of titties can lose their power to capture one’s interest.
Ever-vigilant to keep that from happening to our dear readers, I’m happy to say this photo ought to do it:
Sure got my attention…..then made me wonder, What would my boobs look like from underneath?
Another mystery find.
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