Old Astronomer, Ancient Pickup Line

You hate to see that sort of thing at this level of play, but yes, my friends, he really did it. He invited her up to his observatory because, he said, the conditions were perfect for “observing Uranus.” And so there she is, over his lap with no pants on:

Artwork is from the cover of Le Avventure Di Cappuccetto Rosso #22.

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Secret Uses Of Uranus

Courtesy of historian Michael Beschloss, here’s the page of Stanley Kubrick’s notes from when he was brainstorming titles for Dr. Strangelove: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb. Yes, folks, Kubrick considered naming it “Dr. Strangelove’s Secret Uses Of Uranus.” I want to live in the parallel timeline where he went with that one:

"Dr. Strangelove" director Stanley Kubrick's notes on alternative titles for his film: pic.twitter.com/Qb6jYy8Tox

— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) September 8, 2016

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