“Use the horse, Luke, use the horse!”

Er, maybe not.

The image had to be shared, so here it is:

beastiality parody of star wars slogan

The truly frightening thing, however, is that somebody, somewhere, is selling these shirts. What’s so scary about that, you may well ask? (You may, as long as you do it well.)

Simply this. If George Lucas’s lawyers catch them, they (the lawyers) will try to do to them (the sellers) what the horse is doing to the naked silhouette girl on the shirt.

Only probably with less lube.

Update: The Reverse Cowgirl knows who sells the shirt. Why am I not surprised?