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July 8th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Collared By A Catgirl

There’s no shortage of domme-coded thirst traps on the short-form-video social media sites, he understated wildly. But I’m sharing Jelli’s with you now for two reasons. First because Jelli is cute as hell, and second, because the caption harks back to the (possibly tongue-in-cheek, possibly not) discussion from a year ago about leash-training for young men.

The caption reads: “Blue collar men, white collar men, I don’t really care about the color, as long as he wears one.”

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July 6th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Vintage Lesbian Strap-On Sex

There’s a set of 13 vintage, perhaps 1940s, porn photo prints at Reddit — poorly lit and badly photographed to start, then badly reproduced as cell phone camera snapshots — of two enthusiastic lesbians fucking with a variety of toys. These are the two best, in my curatorial opinion:

vintage lesbian strap-on dildo sex

vintage lesbian strap-on dildo fucking

I never trust a Reddit link like this to survive for long, and they don’t allow the Internet Archive crawler to capture adult stuff, so if you want the whole set of photos, make sure to grab them now. Although the image quality is worse, there are several more good shots of the blonde’s expressively happy face, so you might want to see that.

By curatorial preference I would have grabbed and republished the whole set here on ErosBlog, but, being blunt, I just don’t have time tonight, not when many of the pics are superlow in quality. It would have been an hour lost just to scratch my archival completism itch, that I’ll instead spend doing paying work this evening. One of my goals for the ErosBlog Patreon was to fund more of this sort of curatorial completism, but — although I greatly appreciate every dollar of support I do receive from my generous patrons — the Patreon never did take off to that level.

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July 3rd, 2026 -- by Bacchus

“Maybe You Should Walk It Off”

There were skeptical male voices in the comments on my post last month about IUD insertion with inadequate pain control in the US healthcare system, which strikes me as weird; if there were ever a “believe women” situation, this is it. Anyway, here is comedian and storyteller Tabitha talking about her last time on the gynecological table, in tones which suggest she’s being funny about unfunny experiences:

I mean, perhaps her doctor didn’t word-for-word tell her “I know you’re not in pain because you don’t have a penis” but it certainly doesn’t sound as if her pain was taken seriously or treated adequately.

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July 2nd, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Patriotic Correction

As we slide into the Independence Day holiday on the great 250th anniversary et cetera, with powerful forces insisting contrary to the testament of history that we’ve always been a Christian nation, it only seems just and righteous that we all be prepared to accept religious instruction when it presents itself:

nun spanking with bible paddle

This is Little Puck dressed as Mother Superior instructing a spurious Sister Kathryn Mae in a Kink.com shoot titled simply Amen. The reason for that title becomes rather clear if you watch the short video clip below.

As is customary, Kink.com is running an 4th of July sale. Orgasms are much safer, cheaper, and more pleasurable than fireworks, and they’re (usually) better tolerated by your pets, too!

kink.com 4th of july sale banner

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June 30th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Handles For Me, But Not For Thee

I laughed outrageously upon seeing a certain complaint left in the review of a file of ancient public domain porn movies at the Internet Archive. It seems that “johnthegaymer” was aggrieved that the camera operator for a nine minute silent porn film back in 1915 (111 years ago!) allowed himself to be credited as “Will B. Hard” instead of using his real name.

title card for 1915 silent porn movie A Free Ride

review and complaint about the porn names used by the performers and producers of the vintage porn movie

Pot, meet kettle…

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June 26th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Lingerie Inspection Lineup

I don’t know whether this is a sophisticated girl gang or a well-run crew of call girls, but whatever sort of organization it is, the brassy woman in charge has clear lingerie standards and she intends to enforce them with discipline and rigor:

four women conduct a lingerie inspection

There seems to be some room for individuality at the panties level, but there’s no leeway at all in the matching hosiery or the need for perfectly-aligned garters. Standards must be maintained!

Artwork is by Alazar.

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June 24th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Crate Training

Hales sternly explains that “someone has to go in their crate because they’re in trouble for barking and growling at every random man who looks at them on the street.”

It hardly seems fair!

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