Search ErosBlog:

Support:

Contact Bacchus:

Sex Information:

Sexy Images:

Nymphs And Satyrs:

Science Fiction Blogs:

Other Sexy Links:

ErosBlog RSS Feed:

cupid
 

ErosBlog

The Sex Blog Of Record
 
 
February 11th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Genital Surveillance Pilot

According to a post on Mastodon, these satirical stickers are to be found in bathrooms in the DFW airport in Texas:

satire sticker posing as official notice of AI image surveillance of genitals in airport bathrooms

Text on the sticker reads, more or less:

SECURITY NOTICE
Electronic Genital Verification (EGV)

Your genitalia may be photographed electronically during your use of this facility as part of the Electronic Genital Verification (EGV) pilot program at the direction of the Office of the Lieutenant Governor. In the future, EGV will help keep Texans safe while protecting your privacy by screening for potentially improper restroom access using machine vision and Artificial Intelligence (Al) in lieu of traditional genital inspections.

At this time, images collected will be used solely for model training purposes and will not be used for law enforcement or shared with other entities except as pursuant to a subpoena, court order or as otherwise compelled by legal process.

Your participation in this program is voluntary. You have the right to request removal of your data by calling the EGV program office at (512) 463-0001 during normal operating hours (Mon-Fri 8AM-5PM).

Cautionary note: The number provided is the main number for the Texas Lieutenant Governor’s office.

I feel like we’ve seen a similar round of bogus-but-funny bathroom surveillance stickers in the past, but I’m not finding anything about them in my posting history. Possibly I’m not guessing at the correct search words, possibly I didn’t blog about it that time.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 
February 9th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Oligargle ‘Em

Back in my day we might have said that the rich bastards can suck our dicks, but this is a new century, with a whole new lexicon to go with it. Apparently, they can oligargle these nuts!

heavily dressed protester holds a sign that says Elon can oligargle these nuts

Wait, did somebody say deez nuts?

Similar Sex Blogging:

 
February 7th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

The Good Wife Project

POV amateur-appearing photo of a mature woman with a wad of cum on her right eyebrow, sucking the tip of a man's penis.

One of the many things I miss from the heyday of porn on Tumbler was a loose association of swingers, adventurers, exhibitionists, and amateur porn enthusiasts who shared pictures like the one above. I no longer remember whether the name “Good Wife Project” was a specific Tumblr, or a tag that was shared across a group of like-minded posters and sites. The common theme was point-of-view shots of grown-ass women, enthusiastic blowjobs, sticky faces, and posing/staging that didn’t look like commercial porn.

I did an awful lot of right-click-save-as slipshod curation in those days, but in hindsight, nothing like enough. And of course, I’d have been an awful lot better off focusing on crawling and capturing entire tumblrs. They didn’t usually have much metadata, but sometimes there was a little bit.

Am I not grateful for the crawling and capturing that the Internet Archive did? Of course. But it’s appalling how incomplete those crawls are, and how many images were not captured, especially in the earlier years. No shade; a crawl like that is an enormous, resource-expensive and somewhat adversarial undertaking. I prefer to celebrate what the Archive did capture rather than lament what they didn’t.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 
February 6th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Dildo Decisions

This erotic sculpture in a classical style appears to be French, but little is known online about it, except that it was on display in the Museum of Sex in Amsterdam in 2006 when this photo was taken by Esther Garcia. I’m sure many of ErosBlog’s readers have been to that museum; perhaps if we’re lucky, some of you will remember and share some of the curatorial information about the piece, that might have been on display with it?

sculpture of a woman preparing to choose a dildo with which to masturbate

Here’s another image of the display case, giving a bit more visual context to the museum exhibit.

photo of erotic sculpture on display in the sex museum aka venus temple in amsterdam

I’d sure love to know more!

Similar Sex Blogging:

 
February 4th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Phone Sex In The Pre-Digital Office

You whippersnappers don’t know what it was like, but sometimes when it got boring in the office you just had to close your office door, call up your honey, and ask her what she was wearing. Did you shave this morning? Did you miss me while you were in the shower?

a man behind his book-covered office desk with his corded office phone to his ear and his other hand wrapped around his dick

Art is by Cécile Vallonoux.

Full disclosure: I am old enough to have worked in a 20th-century office with the architecture that allowed for this kind of phone sex shenanigans, but I’m not actually old enough to have indulged in them. By my time, the supporting social structures were already long gone. I had a lock on my door but my boomer bosses expected to, and did, burst into my office without warning at any time.

Similar Sex Blogging:

 
February 2nd, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Advanced Husband Management

The other day ParZival’s wife took very good care of him and then ran off to the craft and fabric store while he was taking a little snooze. “Did she just bed me, fed me, and then put me down for a nap?” Yeah, big boy:

That right there is what we used to call some advanced husband management skills!

Similar Sex Blogging:

 
January 31st, 2025 -- by Bacchus

A Vegetal Riddle

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you stick the cucumber…

Similar Sex Blogging:

 
 
cupid