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November 9th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Keeping Score: Where Was The Funny?

It is sometimes said of old jokes that they haven’t aged well. One-panel cartoons from newspapers and magazines are particularly susceptible; if you don’t believe me, grab some hundred-year-old cartoons from Punch and see how far you get with them. When I saw this half-century old comic by Smilby in a 1972 issue of Oui magazine, I’ll confess I found it (and I do still find it) perplexing:

keeping score of happy endings mens magazine cartoon

There’s no mystery what’s going on: he’s getting seven orgasms to each one she’s getting, and from the expression on her face, she’s justifiably unhappy about it. That’s a timeless problem. Although I’d like to believe men are considerably more inclined to make sure of their partner’s orgasms in 2026 than they were in 1972, and women more likely to demand something closer to orgasmic parody rather than accepting such a miserable ratio of happy endings, I suspect a poll of sufficient detail and honesty would nonetheless disclose a persistent pleasure imbalance even today.

It doesn’t seem funny to me in 2026. Who would have thought it hilarious in 1972?

Perhaps the comic is like many of the cartoons in the New Yorker, founded in an absurdism that doesn’t survive close scrutiny. It tickles your funny bone or it doesn’t, but it can’t be explained in words.

Maybe the humor is in the artwork; perhaps his jagged smirk and her bombastic side-eye strike you as hilarious.

But I think it’s important to remember that Oui was a middle-brow porn magazine for men, and patriarchal sexism was much more blatant in the early 1970s than it is today. Men had not for the most part learned to code or conceal their misogyny, nor in many cases had they even learned that they ought to try. So: one working theory of the humor in this panel is that the orgasmic imbalance itself is what was supposed to be funny. Male-gaze hilarity at the cocksman’s ability to take “lay his chick” without a thought for her pleasure.

I dunno. I was a toddler in 1972. I genuinely don’t understand the animating humor in this panel. What do y’all think?

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November 7th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Two Rules Of Sex

I am not a regular watcher of Saturday Night Live, so I can’t say precisely when these two simple rules of sex were propounded on their Weekend Update segment:

The rules are simple enough: “Have fun” and “No raping!”

The skit features comedian Jane Wickline, playing sexpert character Lindt Greer. Her straight man for the bit is Michael Che.

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November 5th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Enslaved By Male Chauvinists

I found this dubious advertisement in the back pages of a 1975 issue of Flick: The Magazine Of Erotic Movies. It reads like an early prototype of a guide for pickup artists:

how to make the women of the world your sexual slaves

The ad copy starts lurid, but it’s a short slide downhill into proto-PUA nonsense.

How To Make The Women Of The World Your Sexual Slaves
—IS TOLD IN THE BOOK
“THE COMPLEAT MALE CHAUVINIST”
by Richard Alan

Here is the knowledge that separates the MEN from the BOYS!

ACCLAIMED as the worldwide accepted handbook that teaches a man how to…maneuver the female of his choice into the position and frame of mind where she’s ready to do ANYTHING HE WANTS to gain his favor.

…

“My wife nagged me to death for 23 years. Now, thanks to you, I can put her in her place… and she loves it.” Abe K., Los Angeles, CA

Let’s have a closer look at that wish-fulfillment artwork, shall we?

art detail from sex slaves advertisement

On second thought, did we really need to?

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November 4th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Orgasmic Election Returns: Bluekkake!

Scrolling social media as the election returns were coming in hot and heavy last night, I caught this snippet of second-hand streamer coverage:

I’m pretty sure the streamer caught exulting with an orgasmic bukkake reference here is Hasan Piker, aka HasanAbi. The video onscreen caption is incomplete, but what I can hear through the other chatter, laughing, and music goes like this:

Oh my god. Oh my god. They said land doesn’t vote. Turns out we got the land too, bitch. And the land is voting blue!

Oh, my god. It’s a BLUEKKAKE!

Oh, it feels so good. Holy shit, dude, it feels so goddamn good!

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November 2nd, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Naked In The Garden

Gentlemen, this is just your regular reminder that if your wife asks you for help planting petunias (or some other random flowers) you should make sure you don’t say “no” too hastily:

naked woman by a wheelbarrow full of flowers

You wouldn’t want to miss out on an opportunity to be a helpful spouse, now, would you?

Photo features Belinda Neal from the November 1978 issue of Mayfair magazine.

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November 1st, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Too Much Rebel Scum

Sometimes it’s a problem when your minions are at once diligent, but not very bright:

What a waste of effort, collecting all that rebel scum!

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October 31st, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Finnish Orgy: Office Humor?

I found this pen-and-ink orgy drawing (that may remind readers stylistically of the hugely popular Where’s Waldo? franchise) as a two-page spread in Finland’s Nyrkkiposti #4 from 1972. Per machine translation of the caption (see below) it appears to have been widely circulating as photocopy humor at the time:

pen and ink drawing of a complicated workplace orgy in a Finnish open plan office

Waldo would not be imagined for about another 15 years, so don’t waste too much time looking for him!

FUNNY TEN SECONDS:
THIS IS THE MOST COMMON DRAWING IN FINLAND!

This drawing can be seen on the wall of every modern office. This is by far the most widespread drawing in our country, photocopied after photocopy and passed from hand to hand.

This is a pictorial equivalent to the popular Olli Kujanen adventures from small print shops.

The artist is unknown. He didn’t think about making money, but gave his product away for free use.

Why is this drawing so popular? Because there’s always something new to discover! You’ll never get tired of this drawing!

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