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March 16th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Stabbed By A Baby Goth

If I’m any judge of youth fashion (hint: I’m totally not) the painfully young nurse who was responsible for taking my blood yesterday at the rural health clinic I attend might be a baby goth. Her hair was a blacker black than nature provides, her scrubs were a matching black, she wore big black eyeglasses, and close inspection (she had to get all up in my personal space to take my blood) revealed more empty piercing holes in her face than I could easily count.

I’m what’s known as a “hard stick” (my vein walls are springy and tend to roll away from the needle) and she was on her third try. I don’t care; my personal best (worst) is eight dry holes before a successful blood draw. But she has a kindly heart, and she does care. “I don’t want to hurt you!” she wailed, as she stabbed tentatively at the vein.

I felt bad for the young lady. She’s very kind and was being painfully nice. I wanted to put her at ease, but I am a big ol’ greying gruff white dude who, in the context she has encountered me, probably looks to her like just another MAGA asshole like her grandpa. There are barriers of propriety and professionalism between us, and we’ve got almost nothing in common. All I can do is be as calm and reassuring as possible. If only my too-smart mouth would get the memo…

“It’s all right,” I said as soothingly as I know how. “You know, some people even do this for fun.”

There was no hesitation in her response. She had indeed been aware. With considerable fervor: “Yes, but I’m not one of them!”

Luckily, at that moment her needle struck home. Blood for the blood labs!

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March 14th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

 
March 12th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Handjob Flashbacks

It was supposed to be just a simple little closet organizing task for Butchtastic, but then the distasteful handjob sense memories from the bad old days kicked in:

Nope nope nope!

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March 10th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Monster Fucker Monday #15

I suppose it’s a little bit rude and speciesist to refer to a giant orc who appears basically humanoid as a monster, but if his massive schlong was presently rearranging your innards all the way up to your belly button, I think you might call him monstrous too:

manga artwork of a pointy eared elf woman with big floppy tits being absolutely handled like a sex doll by an orc at least twice her size as she rides him cowgirl style

The art credit on this is complex and I don’t understand it well enough to simplify it: “[Dekai Buki wa Roman (Tekkai Blade)] Elf Netorare ~Kono Uzuki o Shizumete~“.

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March 8th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Wash That Dirty Thing

All men, in my considered opinion, may be fairly divided into just two parts: the ones who celebrate the taste and smell of “that portion of a woman that appeals to man’s depravity” and the ones who make demeaning remarks or derogatory jokes about those tastes and smells, thus revealing that they don’t actually have much use for pussy, or for women, either one. American sexual culture is rife with such “jokes”, but I consider them the antithesis of the sex-positivity that’s at the heart of ErosBlog’s editorial standard, and I’ve done my best to keep them off the site. This video violates that standard, if it does, only because the punchline of the very short joke turns the tables on a light-hearted attempt to shame men for our sexuality:

I do apologize for spending 125 words introducing an eleven-word joke. But I am as I shall always be.

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March 6th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Swedish Hungers

I don’t know enough about the fashions and countercultures of Scandinavia in the 1970s to know what steel beads and a big nose ring signifies, but this lass’s appreciation for a long black cock and a mouthful of cum is international and timeless:

brunette with a nose ring sucking a big black dick

Photo is from the March 1974 issue of the Swedish porn magazine “Q“.

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March 4th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

His Eyes Are On Her Butthole

Apparently it had never occurred to this man’s wife to wonder where his eyes were when he was fucking her from behind. Of course he’s looking at your butthole, honey:

In detail:

Her: Babe, babe, I just saw a video that literally says that guys stares at our B-hole during doggy.

Him: What did you think I stared at, the wall?

Her: Yeah!

Him: What am I, just admiring your…? Well, you do have a nice back. But that thing, it… That thing speaks to us in Morse code. Cause when you get to put it… Why are you covering your face?

Her: You should have your eyes closed!

Him: Like, that thing starts going [he makes lip puckers] it’s like… It’s like when we’re putting in work, it’s putting in work. It’s letting us know the right motion that we’re going in. And what’s even better is like, sometimes, like, when y’all forget to shave or y’all miss a few little hairs, it’s kind of like a… it’s kind of like an eye, just winking, lets us know that we’re doing it right. But how do you… it gives us something to concentrate on, so we last just a little bit longer, you know what I’m saying? When that little stink-wrinkle starts going back and forth, you know, that’s why y’all get the [sucks his thumb, gestures lewdly and low with it] “you’re next, big boy!” Oh, my god, girl, did you seriously, did you really think I was staring at a wall, or like…? Come on, now. Come on now!

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