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June 26th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Lingerie Inspection Lineup

I don’t know whether this is a sophisticated girl gang or a well-run crew of call girls, but whatever sort of organization it is, the brassy woman in charge has clear lingerie standards and she intends to enforce them with discipline and rigor:

four women conduct a lingerie inspection

There seems to be some room for individuality at the panties level, but there’s no leeway at all in the matching hosiery or the need for perfectly-aligned garters. Standards must be maintained!

Artwork is by Alazar.

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June 24th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Crate Training

Hales sternly explains that “someone has to go in their crate because they’re in trouble for barking and growling at every random man who looks at them on the street.”

It hardly seems fair!

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June 21st, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Wax On, Wax Off

Overheard on social media:

“She was gone half the day, and she said she was getting my Father’s Day present waxed. I think I’m getting a new surfboard!”

Meow!

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June 20th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Lesbian Smiles

I’ve always been a sucker for porn with genuine smiling in it:

smiling lesbians make out in a king sized bed

This bit of friendly frolicking comes from the fall 1970 issue of Heels & Hose magazine. Per the editorial copywriters, that king-sized bed just got delivered, and the ladies had to test it out…

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June 18th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Running From The Men In Dark Suits

You’d run, too:

naked woman with a towel fleeing from a bunch of men in dark hats and suits riding on an excavator killdozer

This is said to be from a dream sequence in the 1968 movie Die Goldene Pille (The Golden Pill). There’s not much available informatioun about it, but it seems to have been a controversial German movie about high school students and birth control.

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June 16th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

Female Orgasm As Described By A Learned Nun

Scholars of the western canon of letters all seem to agree: the earliest surviving description of the female orgasm is by one Hildegard of Bingen, writing in her medical treatise Causae et Cureae, sometime between 1152 and 1158:

Cum enim femina cum masculo delectatur, tunc calor cerebri eius cum delectatione illud tangit, et gustum delectationis illius in se trahit, et sic virile semen in eam effunditur. Et cum semen in loco suo ceciderit, tunc ille vehementer calor de cerebro eius descendens attrahit ad se semen et tenet illud…

That’s not the complete passage, which is surprisingly hard to find for a non-scholar like myself. English translations are easier:

When a woman is making love with a man, a sense of heat in her brain, which brings with it sensual delight, communicates the taste of that delight during the act and summons forth the emission of the man’s seed. And when the seed has fallen into its place, that vehement heat descending from her brain draws the seed to itself and holds it, and soon the woman’s sexual organs contract, and all the parts that are ready to open up during the time of menstruation now close, in the same way as a strong man can hold something enclosed in his fist.

One well might wonder how a nun as chaste as Hildigarde is widely believed to have been knew so much about orgasms. Whatever the answer to that, it seems clear to me that she was writing with a goal of normalizing them as part of women’s sexual and reproductive health. Her further implication

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June 14th, 2026 -- by Bacchus

The Big Reveal

This artwork of a pretty woman dropping her patterned wrap while coyly folding her arms across her ample bosoms goes uncredited on the masthead of Sexy Girls 25 (Color Climax 1977):

busty woman with a floral bandana and big hips drops her skirt to show off her pussy while crossing her arms over her big breasts

I’m not sure if she’s a pirate wench or a peasant dancer. Does it matter? Not a bit!

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