More fun with the Two Towers movie — this time, the condensed parody version. Complete, as you might expect, with lots more implied Sam and Frodo slash.

EOWYN: Hal-lo, handsome!

ARAGORN: Hi. You handle pointy things very well.

EOWYN: Yes. My only fear is dying a virgin. Hint, hint.

ARAGORN: Okay! Well, let’s move along.

Thanks to Asymmetrical Information for the link.