November 24th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Box of Joy
Here’s another of those strange images that haunt my hard drive:
Puzzling as this picture is, it gets real odd if you think too hard about it. Why, for instance, does the box appear to be insulated / soundproofed?
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I am almost certain this was made by First Androids of Germany, who made a series of life-size silicone rubber dolls, but never achieved full production.
Schrödinger’s pussy? Wikipeed ‘Schrödinger’s cat’ if you need to.
Heh-heh…
Your question gave my mind all sorts of virtually instantaneous humorous thoughts.
1.) Perhaps disembodied asses are known to break wind uncontrollably, and he didn’t want to have to give any embarrassing explanations to future dinner guests?
2.) Maybe it’s animated, like “Thing” on the Addams Family, and is given to insistently rattling around in an annoying manner when it craves attention?
3.) It can get mighty cold when you don’t have any pants on?
4.) In order to protect it from getting its feelings hurt, he doesn’t want it to hear him having sex with other young ladies when he brings home dates, and gets lucky?
5.) The guy who owns it was going at it one day hot and heavy, and suddenly discovered (in the worst possible way), that while it was stored away, it had somehow picked up a very sharp splinter from the previously inner wooden surface of the container, and he certainly didn’t want THAT to ever happen again.
It occurred to me that the first airing of the infamous corollary “Dick in a box” skit, that took place on an episode on Saturday Night Live, occurred sometime AFTER this posting…