So The Nymph told me a funny story. This is friend - of- a - friend- of - a - friend stuff, so take with appropriate grains of salt.

It seems this lady was lunching with a friend, and stopped at the friend’s house to freshen up before her annual gyn appointment. Seeing a tube of what is delicately advertised as “feminine deodorant spray” in a basket in the bathroom, she gave herself a generous spritz before heading to her appointment.

So when she got her feet up in the stirrups, her gynecologist’s first comment was “I see you made yourself pretty for me today!” She wasn’t sure what to say, so she didn’t respond. But when she got home, she had to have a look.

Imagine her chagrin. That feminine deodorant spray? Turns out it wasn’t. It was glitter spray….