Naked Loft Party has a whole new look, and it’s spiffy.

Fair warning, top entry at the moment is an item entitled “Kink” that starts:

I pace around the living room, my face twisted into a grimace. No more 256 ounce SuperValu fountain drinks for me.

I hear the bath running.

“What the fuck is she doing in there? I told her I have to go.”

“Go in then,” Leslie tells me.

May as well the girls never lock the door anyway. I find Nova in the tub, splashing about in three inches of bathwater and playing with herself. She’s grinning at me.

The rest of that story goes exactly where you think it does.