May 6th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Anal Banana Snacks
Or something. I’m not sure I follow the lingo, but at least I’m not the only one:
Lifted without shame from Across the Atlantic.
P.S. Speaking of which, have you noticed that Shell and The Group Captain are now on the same side of the Atlantic and happily eating burgers with vegemite and A1 sauce together? They’ve spared us their transports of delight, but it sounds like they are having fun. Like the man from the A-Team said, I love it when a plan comes together.
P.P.S. I am reliably informed that vegemite is actually concentrated smegma.
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you’re right about Vegemite.
(but people should be eating Marmite anyway.)
It’s German… And I’m sorry to have to say “Bum Bum Bananen” means something “Boom Boom Bananas”. I can’t read all of it, but the text below the Banana tells us it’s got Banana chewing gum in it. Hmmm. Strange people, Germans.
i’ve never tried Vegemite. Now You’ve gone and ruined it forever.
Now listen fellas,
Vegemite is not the food of the gods, because it exactly complements it. It is concentrated yeast, being what is left when the food of the gods BEER is taken out. This is why it is such a fabulous hangover cure. Even the Americans haven’t been able to fuck it up.
Marmite is sickly sweet and runny. Yeech.
Cee – you are missing out. Promite and Marmite are just poor imposters. Vegemite is a great hangover cure – but don’t do like some of my US friends did and try and eat it out of the jar… not even Aussies do that – well 98% don’t.
A, please enlighten us on the proper manner in which to consume vegemite…
Marmite is supposed to be spread in a thin layer on buttered toast. If all you can see is marmite with on sign of the butter underneath, it’s too much (unless you really like it). Another way is to put a slice of cheese and some marmite on two pieces of untoasted bread and make a sandwhich.
Not a sweet topping, so not reccomended for eating straight from the jar, especially the first time you try it.
Good heavens, you’ve not lived until you’ve had Vegemite on toast or Vegemite and butter on a slab of fresh crusty bread! Delightful and delicious.If you’re a school child, the ubiquitous Vegemite and cheese sandwich is just about mandatory eating.
Kind of like Justin described but the butter is not compulsory. The thickness is to your liking ;-)
Loraine – I am completely with you!
LOL this thing is sooo old. I think they stopped selling that icecream about 8 years ago. It has got a chewing gum as a stick. There were other flavours too. Anyway a pretty horrible ice :D.