June 14th, 2004 -- by Bacchus
Penis In A Jar
Despite an unwavering preference for genitalia with live warm people attached, I did previously link to the story about Rasputin’s penis. Comes now a much better Yahoo photograph, complete with pretty blonde examining the goods:
Of course, the thing itself remains pretty hideous.
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ouch, err… ick, err… ouch, err….
Ah, the downside of National Penis Month. It’s a shame the Smithsonian doesn’t really have Dillinger’s on display, isn’t it?
Something for the Clinton family to consider when Bill’s time comes, I guess.
ok ok I don’t mind the penile imagery but please lets not have any severed and pickled members! Nice, little possibly non-erect “penii” I can stand or even enjoy the ego boost at seeing the littleness but when the possibility of having the penis cut off, put in a jar and looked at by condensending women is frankly distasteful.
And don’t say I’m whining because I have nothing against photos of penises as long as they are aesthetically attractive. The ones you have below are cool.
OK – admittedly, it’s hideous now…but you can sort of see why the Tsarina of Russia had a thing for him while it was still attached.
;-)
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It’s a bit of an odd shape – conical almost. and i’m sure it swelled up with the fluid while in the jar, it can’t have been that size and shape originally. Or have I got it completely wrong? Do tapering penises exist somewhere out there, girls?
Please please be nice to the penii! No more dismembered or tortured penises, please! What do I have to offer to convince you? *batting eyelashes*
I really don’t see what all the fuss about penis month is about. I’m a guy, and a straight one at that, and well the only two that romotely offended me were the penis jar one and the tortured penis one. Heck, some of them I kind of enjoyed.
That tapering effect may be an optical illusion caused by refraction in the fluid. If the glans is resting on the near side of the jar (relative to the camera) and the testicles on the far side, the jar itself could act as a magnifier, making the farther-away part look thicker.
I highly recommend the penis museum in Reykjavik Iceland to anyone who wants to fully enjoy Penis month. So far, he only has mammals from Iceland, but that includes a number from the nearby whales, something to behold. And a few h. sapiens males have promised theirs for display after they *ahem* done with them. It’s only a couple of bucks and it’s downtown.
agian with the pickeled penis why do u have to do this to us bacchus
too punesh u keefer
[…] For reasons that surpass human understanding, I’ve twice now blogged photographs of what is supposed to be Rasputin’s severed penis, preserved in a jar: once, twice. […]
She’s very pretty, but this anonymous woman appears to have been privileged to handle it! …Or so I thought when this pic first popped up on my screen:
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Turns out it was just another Geoduck. After showing it to my girlfriend, I Googled up this one for her as well, so she could see that they were indeed a real animal:
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It looks like after all these years cooped up in a museum jar, Rasputin’s penis is finally getting out for some fresh air…