Have you ever seen a more shameless attempt to trawl for search engine hits?

So sue me.

I had missed it, but apparently dirty old men everywhere are now celebrating the fact that the Olsen twins are finally legal. Fleshbot has the story covered. And how! They’ve even come up with fake morphed Olsen twins porn.

Sorry, no penises in this post. Patience, my sweets, the day is young.