Rocking Horses For Adults
Visiting adult toy websites can be a most educational experience. The ungently-named Joy Rider Fuck Machine is a celebration of the pervy things that can be done with “ultra refined medium density fiberboard”:
It’s said to be a very versatile machine:
Grab onto the silver handle and fuck yourself to orgasm! The Joy Rider has an articulated seat specially designed to make it easy, fun and safe for people to experience penetrative sexual pleasure. The Joy Rider is smooth, stable so you can concentrate on the pleasure you deserve. The machine relies entirely on your body movement to do all of its thrusting. There are no motors to plug in or breakdown, and no noise. More importantly, because Joy Rider responds only to your movement, you have complete control so it’s like a lover that can read your mind.
The Joy Rider has a seat which rocks in response to your movement. As the seat assembly moves forward or back in relation to the base, the thrust control arms move the pivoting thrust arm assembly upward or downward in relation to the seat. … [It] features thrusting controlled entirely by your movement, so the speed and depth of penetration is easy for you to vary and bring yourself to orgasm as quickly or as slowly as preferred. [It] is perfect for anal stimulation. That part of the body is full of nerve endings and can be a wonderful source of pleasure. Because the Joy Rider is easy to control you won’t have to be worried about being penetrated too hard or too fast.
So, has anybody out there actually tried this thing? Inquiring minds want to know.
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I’m willing to test it if need be. I can evaluate it from a medically therapeutic standpoint. Yeah. That’s right. Medically therapeutic. Wonder if insurance will cover it?
I seem to remember an episode of Lonely Planet in which the host visited a witchcraft museum (it may have been in Salem, Mass.). The museum displayed a very similar device to this one, however it was operated by a hand-crank and didn’t rock, and use of it was found to be evidence of witchcraft.
Ya know, that thang just aint worth $800.00. I saw it and I thought “that can’t be too hard to reverse engineer”. So I did. I got out my Mecanno set and built one.
Now, granted, it isn’t big enough to actually use, but it proves that anyone that’s a little bit handy could build one of thse things for a lot less that $800.00 I made an improvement while I was at it. The tip of the dildo in the on-line version moves through an arc – not exactly the best motion for comfortable and safe penetration. One simple improvement later and the dildo on mine moves straight up and down.
It was a fun way to kill a couple hours anayway. :-)
That’s right; I came home last night to find my husband building a sex toy. I do agree that his improvement makes sense – I think the demo graphic at that site looks a little too uncomfortable, what with the dildo coming out at every stroke. Plus, we’re all shaped a little differently, so Dangly’s change would allow for that.
Now, how to convince him to build a full-scale working version?
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“Studies have shown that couples who use sex toys are less likely to have problems with sexual infidelity” thus if you have a super sex-toy in your house, you won’t even think about other men, for any reason. Hey, you read it on Dazereader, it has to be true. :laugh: