Bacchus has offered lots of evidence supporting his preference for natural breasts. The last was a sad photo of a pretty woman with an awful boob job. Via Daze Reader I learned that men are, er, plumping their penises with silicone too. The awful photographic evidence is hidden behind this link. What kind of guy would prefer psychological sexual stimulation to getting a blow job, or actual sex? Don’t answer that, on second thought, I don’t want to know.

Now, to soothe your tortured eyeballs, here’s something much better, from Fred at Good Shit:

Chained Lass

And remember, people: silicone is for computers, not tits and dicks.