Too Sexy For His Flashlights
Porn Publisher Rask can be funny as hell, and today he has a question for his readers:
When I go out, I often wear a leather Harley Davidson cap with a long brim. It keeps the sun out of my eyes and it keeps my hair from blowing into my mouth. And it advertises the fact that I’m a biker and ride a big Harley. When I was at Lowes last week, I found some cute little flashlights with clips on them. Perfect to attach to the brim of my cap. Now I can see in the dark, hands-free. When I wear the cap now, the slave gives me a Look. The vibe I’m getting from her is like, “I can’t sleep with a man who wears flashlights on his head.” Now my question is this: Doesn’t the machismo of wearing a Harley Davidson cap offset the geekiness of wearing flashlights on your head? I need to know, just in case I want to have sex again someday. For now, though, being able to see in the dark is gratifying enough.
A tough call, I’d say….
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ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Literally & sprayed coke all over my keyboard & monitor too….
The visual is perfect as it is, and YES! The endearment factor of geek upon tough alone makes me wanna cuddle the guy… maybe nothing else but cuddle yeah!
Nothing makes a man look more stupid than a flash light on his head. It may be too late to get laid again since that image should stay with her forever. Hat or no hat your fucked! Get rid of it!
Harley stuff is so mainstream now that it is not really macho at all. Just something people wear.