In concluding a funny post about cooking, drinking, and anal sex, Brett from Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties Panties writes:

Then we came home, cooked, and committed a venal sin with relish. Sodomy is a venal sin, isn’t it?

And all I can think is “Relish? Relish? Seems like that would be lumpy. And sting.”