They know how to do greetings over at Sweetness Follows:

About 2, laying on the couch, watching a movie, idling playing with my cock, because, well, it’s there. Chelle walks in.

In a shocked tone: “Is that your boner?!?”

“Yes. Yes it is. It says hello to you.”

“Well, let me say hello to it then.”

At which point, I get pounced on majorly, my dick sucked till my eyes nearly roll all the way around in my sockets, followed by vague rough and urgent from behind action elsewhere.