Diary Of A Squirter
Chelsea Girl from Pretty Dumb Things has the tale of her first squirting experience, done in the style of a breathless young girl’s diary, complete with Hello Kitty graphics, colored ink, and stacked exclamation points:
dear diary,
i have something soooooooooo exciting to tell you!!!!
last night, when i & donny were together (& by together i mean doing it, and you know what i mean don’t you) i squirted!!!!
i know!!!!!
i can’t believe it either!!!!
It’s long and funny and well worth your time.
P.S. Anybody who posts “It’s just pee” (or sentiments of that ilk) in the comments will be rounded up in front of the audience and made to endure derisive shouts of “Virgin! Virgin!” We’re so not having that high school argument here. If you’ve been there, you know better. If you haven’t, please shut the hell up kay thanks.
Shorter URL for sharing: http://www.erosblog.com/?p=1030
Bacchus,
Thanks for the mad phat linkage, dude. You so totally f*cking rock!!!!
And, yes, someone has already posted the “it’s just pee” comment.
Sigh.
kissy kiss,
cg
Heh, somebody posted it here too, but they didn’t leave a name by which to ridicule them, so I nuked the comment.
Funny, you say it is. But I was so into the story, I forgot to laugh.
“It’s just pee”
(ducks and runs)
Virgin!
Two of the women that I have loved were ejaculators. One very mildly, and at most once per sex act.
The other repeatedly, forcefully and with great volume. She could completely soak a large bath towel laid atop a crib sized rubber sheet, and still leave large wet spots on the sheets. To me, it felt as I was in a vagina with a built in jacuzzi, an incredibly delicious sensation.
The fluid, though initially lubricative, eventually became much thinner and did cause lubrication issues by washing out the slippery fluids. The fluid was certainly not urine. Having been a clinical chemist in the early part of my career, I can certainly verify that. My love did become quite dehydrated, and consumed quantities of fluids after sex.
This woman was capable of controlling her ejaculation. But usually chose not to unless the fluids would damage the surface on which we were having sex. When she did inhibit the flow, not only did her pleasure decrease, but she would also complain of some pelvic discomfort. She was also very sensitive to G-spot massage, and could orgasm and ejaculate immediately, and repeatedly with same.
She was initially shy about the ejaculation, and seemed somewhat worried about my being upset by it. When I gloried in it, her only concern was that I might choke when performing cunilingus with her above me.
That was a year of great sex that I look back on quite happily. I am just sorry that the other areas of the relationship did not have the intensity and depth that the sex did.
This is funny. Folks, I really am deleting comments skeptical of female ejaculation. Don’t waste your time posting them. I said we aren’t having this debate here, and we’re totally not. Once you’ve been up close and personal when a woman ejaculates, you *know* it happens and you know it’s not pee.
Erosblog is NOT going to be a forum for spreading sexual ignorance and doubt on this topic. I simply won’t allow it.
My sybian has been used by over fifty women(swingers) and in all that time, only one woman has squirted. She soaked the towels, pillows, and mat. I’m a believer, but I sure wish I could see more of them!
wow, i can’t believe there are still folks who think it’s pee.
when it first started happening to me i was terrified. i had no idea what was going on. i talked to my doctor and she didn’t know either, which is disheartening ’cause it was only 11 years ago or so. however, she did say “what does it matter? if it’s pee or not pee, who cares, just put down a towel” which was pretty cool of her.
anyway, it was through conversations with someone who i barely knew that i found out what it was. he explained it to me, pointed me to articles, and overall just generally reassured me.
i can sometimes, though rarely, control it, but i basically control it by not having an orgasm, which sucks. so, i was happy to have reassurance.
hey! where’d my comment go?!? i spent a long time writing that sucker… (and i wasn’t saying it was pee, so i didn’t duck or run *grin*)
I see your comment. Did it maybe just take a few seconds to show up?
But how could anyone think that? I mean, it’s a totally different orifice! Reminds me of my awesome high school biology teacher–“If you learn one thing in this class, it should be that woman have THREE HOLES. THREE.”
“GL said:
But how could anyone think that? I mean, it’s a totally different orifice! Reminds me of my awesome high school biology teacher–“If you learn one thing in this class, it should be that woman have THREE HOLES. THREE.” ”
errrm… but… see… it IS the same orifice. The fluid that is produced during a female ejaculation DOES come from the urethra…same as urine. But it’s not urine. Trust me. :blush:
I have to be a negative nancy here and say that while Chelsea girl’s story is inticing and informative (and makes me want to bring up the topic with my gf), the writing itself is just so totally greathott omg that I find it nearly painful to read.
Three cheers for Bacchus’s good grammer and elegant prose! (evidently a rarity in sex-blog circles?)
I read this post with envy. I do. For no matter what I have tried, no matter how I have tried and no matter who I have tried with, I absolutely cannot squirt.
I can trickle. I can ooze. I can even gush. But squirt? No.
So far squirting has eluded me and continues to do so – even with my regular attempts to remedy this.
I feel robbed.
*weeps*
If “Erosblog is NOT going to be a forum for spreading sexual ignorance and doubt on this topic”–and good for you, darling—, perhaps you won’t object to my pointing to this thorough, balanced, and non-hysterical analysis of the phenomenon:
[ah, would that it were — Bacchus]
DTG xxoo
Well, I wouldn’t have mind, seeing as how it was you and all — but alas I didn’t find the article balanced at all. On the question that’s NOT before the house, the article says, in effect, that there’s no way to tell, and then gently chides people for caring. Still too much uncertainty and doubt for my taste.
Anyway, I was waffling until I got to the sales pitch for absorbent sheets, and that tipped my hand over toward removing the link. Please don’t take offense, I know your heart was in the right place.
No offense taken at all, darling.
As for the article’s chiding people for caring, well, frankly, I do wonder why we should care whether a woman squirts or not. Really I do. What’s the fuss?
Hmmmm?
DTG xxoo
Ah, but whether a woman squirts or not is *not* the issue under discussion. Or, rather, the issue *not* under discussion.
I’ve taken a firm line here that I won’t let ErosBlog be used as a forum to argue or opine that female ejaculate is “just pee”, because I consider that to be a discredited bit of sexual ignorance. The article you linked chided people for caring about the nature of female ejaculate.
My bigger problem with the article is that it took the (in my view) erroneous position that we don’t know and can’t tell.
trinary – you realise the writing was a joke right? the topic wasn’t, but the writing was. i’m guessing probably you did realise that and are making a joke too, but it’s always hard to tell these things on the internet. so, just in case you didn’t realise, it’s probably worth reading a couple more posts of hers just to see that she is in fact a delightful writer…
While we’re on the subject of setting things to right, let me just say that I can employ absolutely pristine grammar and syntax when I choose to.
And it’s not pee.
cg
How does one find out that one’s mother AND grandmother were squirters?
Hahahaha, that is one of the things that struck me too. I can imagine talking your mother about squirting, if you’re lucky and have a cool mother, but both the mother and grandmother?
In the interest of medical science I thought I’d chime in on this one with my own experiences, and try not to be arguementative. During my first experience with a “squirter”, it came out with such incredible volume, heat (98.6 I’d guess), and force, I thought it must surely be urine, then years later with my second squirting partner, I noticed those exact same characteristics. Still wondering, I placed my hand in the stream and found it, unlike urine, to be both odorless and colorless. If I can get over my fear of having an eye put out by the firehose-like force, some day I may get my face down there up close, and at least see exactly where it’s coming from. Meanwhile, the use of towels mentioned in the above posts are valuable advice, unless for some reason you want mildew growing on your mattress. I no longer think that “It’s just pee”, but as a percentage of sex partners goes, I’ll say it’s fairly rare indeed.
I love the fact that women can squirt. I don’t have the secret yet to making splish splash Every time ! I suppose I need to keep practicing and practicing!
The secret is Kegels. Do them every chance you get. Driving, relaxing, working, sexing…
When they’re Superman strong, start masturbating while crouched or squatting in the tub or over a towel or some other easily cleaned surface. Get yourself REALLY aroused mentally and then lose yourself in it, let go, be a wild animal in lust… The gush will come.
And practice makes perfect!