Via Boing Boing comes one of the better (worse) badly-translated menus I’ve seen in awhile. Sure to be a big hit with the ladies are the cowboy meat dishes. Yes, really; the menu offers both “Cowboy Leg Beautiful Pole” and “Big Bowl Gold Mushroom Cowboy Meat”.

Also don’t miss the “Ginger Bumping Milk (hot)”, which sounds like something you’d get served over at if you were incautious.