Double Blowjob
Sounds like Lex had a really good day, even for him:
It’s been said there’s no such thing as a bad blowjob. This is surely a lie. Anyone who makes this claim has never squirmed under a row of sharp teeth, nor suffered friction burns at the hands of a partner who just wants to get it over with, nor endured the lazy manipulations of a mouth that would rather be wrapped around something — anything — else.
There really isn’t such a thing as a bad double blow job, however. For one, any girl who teams up with a playmate to work you over is arguably well acquainted with the act of fellatio. And neither girl wants to look bad in front of the other, so they both bring their A games to the, er, court. If having two women at once is like winning the lottery, then having two women worship the knobbed idol of your masculinity is like winning the lottery and the Nobel Prize on the same afternoon.
Leslie and Peggy. Each one, in her own right, an accomplished flautist in the skin section of the orchestra; Leslie with her soft, silky lips and Peggy with her tongue ring and talented fingers. Both of them with their little tricks — a slight flick of the wrist or curl of the tongue. Both of them only too happy to fish Mr. Penis out of my trousers. Unprompted, naturally.
I kneeled and they had me together….
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why does he call his cock Mr. Penis?
I’ve heard of bad blowjobs being refered to as “The Hindenburg,” where after a girl scrapes her teeth across your dick one too many times you throw your head back, cover your face, and scream, “OH! THE HUMANITY!”
It’s possible to have teeth scraped across your dick too many times? Who’d have thought. I’d always thought the issue was not enough times. We’ll have to do more experimentation…
Yes, teeth make for a very bad blowjob. Some women seem to think it adds pleasure, and make a habit out of it. Please stop that! :crazy:
it never occured to me to use teeth until my last lover suggested it. i would never want to do this without knowing it was something my partner really wanted. but some guys really do like the application of teeth.
By that logic, the more people involved in the blowjob, the more competitive it gets.
Quadruple blowjob? Running out of space here!
Yeah, there is such a thing as a bad blow-job. The unmotivated, unenthusiastic blow-job that a “lover” gives hoping to never be asked for the favor again. My ex-wife turned in such a performance shortly after we married. I’m almost embarrassed to say it was my first blow-job. It was so disappointing, I don’t recall asking for (or receiving one), subsequent to that evening. I might add that I was less motivated to perform oral sex on her after that, and hence, rarely did.
Who knows, if she had given enthusiastic head, we may very well still be married to this day.
My next lover worshiped my penis with her mouth, tongue, and lips, which held at bay any regretful thoughts about my divorce.
As I see it, ALL blow-jobs are a competition….