Here’s a satirical (but not necessarily incorrect) article on How To Use Google To Get A Girl And Get Laid. Parts of it I don’t fully agree with (possibly because by modern standards I am an Old Fuddy-Duddy) but this particular paragraph I strongly endorse, because, well, er, not to put too fine a point on things, um, it worked for me:

The Google search engine is a very powerful way of getting yourself found. A good way to get yourself found is to create your own website with lots of details about yourself on it. Or rather lots of untrue crap that you hope some girl will find appealing. Since Johnny McCool is using his real name then it makes sense for him to register To get yourself found you will need to structure your site in such a way as to make it “search engine friendly�. This means a few things such as figuring out what words you want people to use when they search for you and then seeding your webpages with those search terms. Further to this, the more you update the site, the more Google will visit and the higher up in search results you’ll be. Google rewards you for fresh content. Therefore set up a blog on your site.

Thanks to Scobleizer for the link.