Using Google To Get Sex
Here’s a satirical (but not necessarily incorrect) article on How To Use Google To Get A Girl And Get Laid. Parts of it I don’t fully agree with (possibly because by modern standards I am an Old Fuddy-Duddy) but this particular paragraph I strongly endorse, because, well, er, not to put too fine a point on things, um, it worked for me:
The Google search engine is a very powerful way of getting yourself found. A good way to get yourself found is to create your own website with lots of details about yourself on it. Or rather lots of untrue crap that you hope some girl will find appealing. Since Johnny McCool is using his real name then it makes sense for him to register JohnnyMcCool.com. To get yourself found you will need to structure your site in such a way as to make it “search engine friendlyâ€?. This means a few things such as figuring out what words you want people to use when they search for you and then seeding your webpages with those search terms. Further to this, the more you update the site, the more Google will visit and the higher up in search results you’ll be. Google rewards you for fresh content. Therefore set up a blog on your site.
Thanks to Scobleizer for the link.
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This is how I got into blogging.
It was 1999 so it wasn’t a blog at first. I’d joined just about any site – kink or vanilla – that had personal ads and pointed to with with the warning that it would tell you why you probably didn’t want to meet me.
That wasn’t meant to be insulting as it may sound. Just save time. Though it was hard to get the people whose idea of online communication was “age/sex/location” to get the idea.
Being given to excess I eventually had three. One each for my vanilla side, my dominant self and the masochist.
I met somebody so I use up the urge nowadays with multiple sex blogs. An inexhaustible topic.