Whatever one’s opinions on the practicality of actual auto-cunnilingus for real women with non-folding spines, you ought to enjoy this bit of French art featuring a dirty old man in a well-equipped kitchen assisting “the help” with the necessary contortion:

kitchen girl does autocunnilingus, with help

I don’t have the French to translate the caption, but some bits are fairly clear. You have to admit that le suçage solitaire sounds much better (and much dirtier) than the clinical medical faux-latin “autocunnilingus”.

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