Here’s what I want for Christmas:

my christmas present

No, no, you bunch of silly heads.

Not the girl.

“No thanks, I’ve already got one! She’s verra naahce.”

At this point the women in the audience are looking puzzled. But a few of the men are with me.

Let’s zoom in:

Christmas present detail view

That’s right. I purely do admire that authentic vintage Allis-Chalmers tractor sign, there in the background, on the dungeon wall. I’m not really a tractor buff, but antique machinery ads are always fun. And that one’s probably been hanging there (on the wall of the San Francisco armory, I’m guessing) for decades.

Ah, well, we don’t always get what we want. How about, for consolation, another shot of the girl (Princess Donna) looking outraged at her (collared to a post and standing on a spiked plank) circumstances?

Princess Donna shackled by the neck to a dungeon post

Somebody get the lady a candy cane to suck on!

Pictures are courtesy of Device Bondage.