I hope you’re preparing to do something fun tonight, the way this young lady is:

preparing a dildo for new years eve fun

The Nymph was trying to pull together a small family-and-friends party at our house tonight, but some last minute waffling by various people and a babysitter bailing on one invitee has made her wonder whether anybody will show up. I told her not to worry, we’ve got three bottles of bubbly, and there are toys Santa brought us that we haven’t played with yet. We can’t lose!

Picture credit: Whipped Ass.