I never thought I would call “that special part of a man,” as the enhancement commercials refer to it, as man junk. I’m just too fond of penises, and all the fun that’s possible with a willing one…..provided it’s attached to a decent guy of course.

Not that I’m automatically dissing the guy in this photo, you understand. It isn’t his fault that the picture-taker obviously forgot to check the background when composing this shot:

Always check the background of your photos!

But I can see (Ha!) where someone would look at that picture and call his goods “man junk.” The lesson here is always check the background of your photo before taking the shot. And have a good telephoto lens handy in case you see something that looks interesting!!

[Isn’t that a nice way to push that icky speculum diagram down the page? I’m still cringing.]