Maybe it’s just me, but if I saw this needlework in the kitchen, I’d construe it as a positive invitation to tamper:

bun tampering for the win!

At this very moment, you can actually buy this item from The Inverted Eye, self-described as “subtly kinky vintage items and discrete fetish antiques”. It feels like a very-nicely curated collection of select thrift store goodies, to be honest, but the more you browse, the more you start thinking “hmm, this yard sale is more … interesting … than most.” Bakelite enema syringe, anyone?

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