On a girl, these would be merely unfortunate:

bummer dude

2024 update: I look back on this post with bewilderment. I don’t recognize the guy who wrote it. Apparently, 2009 me (a) thought that these slightly-hairy ass cheeks were somehow determinative of the inked person’s gender; and (b) titrated my ridicule of body art differently by gender; and (c) believed it was OK to ridicule body art in the first place. (Unfortunately a great many of my early posts about tattoos incorporate that last malfunction.) I generally don’t delete or strongly edit old posts that I no longer feel good about, but if I did, this one would be for the chop.

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