Indulging a conceit dear to my heart and known since ancient days here at ErosBlog, Will Manley presents the results of a librarian sex survey. A personal favorite result:

Question 13 – Shakespeare and “The 1st Time”

When asked to pick the Shakespearean title that best described their first sexual encounter, 28% chose Comedy of Errors; 23% chose Midsummer’s Night Dream; 22% chose Much Ado About Nothing; 21% chose All’s Well That Ends Well; and 6% chose Rape of Lucrece.

Hat tip to Brian Leiter.