Are you a size queen? Or a size king? Or is your social-climbing lust for a really big butt plug satisfied by the fat schlong of a mere knight? However full you like it, these monster buttplugs shaped like chess pieces should stuff you up nicely:

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As The Stockroom describes these:

It’s good to be the King! The Maximus King Pleasure Dong from NS Novelties is truly the ruler of every orifice. This enormous monster dildo is sculpted in smooth black Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE) that’s phthalate-free, soft to the touch, yet sturdy to the core. Its wide, flat base allows for secure surface mounting. This is one giant slab of extreme punishing power, made for those who believe that bigger is always better!

The Maximus series — King, Queen and Knight — consists of waterproof and hand-washable pieces of massive sensual art in three distinctive designs. Compatible with all silicone and water-based lubricants, these huge, sleek, pleasurable brutes are ready for action when size really matters.

A true size queen, the Maximus Queen Pleasure Dong is built to give any orifice the royal treatment — no matter how tight a fit. This segmented, enormous monster features an even wider center circumference than our Maximus King & Knight dildos, and the Queen’s wide, flat base allows for secure surface mounting. Stout and smooth with a thick round head, this big, brutal monarch demands absolute obedience.

The Maximus Knight Pleasure Dong is a big, black knight who’s on a fearless crusade to fill every nook and cranny. This fat, rounded shape has a thick circumference that even exceeds that of the enormous Maximus King dildo. This heavy, sturdy invader is jelly-soft to accomodate internal contours, with a wide, flat base for secure mounting. Sometimes there’s no substitute for size!

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