What do you do with a life-sized (and heavy) sex doll that you borrowed for a photo shoot, when it turns out the owners don’t want it back? Hauling it around wrapped in trash bags when you move is hella inconvenient and makes the neighbors nervous. Sharon Marie Wright faced this very problem. Her highly practical solution? Skin it, dismember it, and keep the body parts in a storage tub for future hijinks:

body parts from dismembered Real Doll

What the hell do I do with this thing? I’m stuck again.

I don’t want to wrap her up in trash bags again and stash her in the garage. I can’t throw her in the trash, she wouldn’t fit any way. I can’t just set her out on the curb – I really like our neighborhood and would like to continue to live here without being looked at as “the freaky neighbors”. I’m sure as hell not going to put her on Craigslist and invite people over to examine her wares.

I’ll just skin the bitch.

That’s a logical solution.

There are lots of wonderful creepy pictures. It’s awesome.

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