Let the record reflect that on August 18, 2017, the Gray Lady Herself the New York Times referred (in the voice of op-ed columnist Frank Bruni) to the act of autofellatio by the adept circumlocution “a limber act of self-gratification.” Well played!

He [Trump] opened the White House door wide to unmoored and unserious people, most recently Anthony Scaramucci, who, during his nanosecond as communications director, disparaged Bannon as someone engaged primarily in a limber act of self-gratification.

For those who missed it, the actual Scaramucci quote Bruni is gesturing at (with whatever degree of délicatesse we see there) was:

“I’m not Steve Bannon, I’m not trying to suck my own cock.”

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