There’s an ancient comedy song by Ray Stevens in which an obscene phone caller who has been arrested uses his proverbial one phone call to contact not his lawyer but his victim, promising her that when he gets out of jail they’ll have “a big old time” and he’ll bring “a WeedEater, a live chicken, and some peach preserves!”

Exactly what he has in mind is not specified, but it’s not impossible it would wind up looking something like this scene from the 1981 porn move Extremes, featuring Aaron Stuart and Brooke West covered in chicken feathers and grease:

feather covered fucking

The Ray Stevens song? It’s called It’s Me Again, Margaret:

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