Remember video games, as they were back in 1982? They were kinda blocky and beepy. With a couple of notable exceptions, they also weren’t the least bit erotic. But people understood that wouldn’t last forever!

sex games of the future as imagined by porn stars in 1982

And that’s how Porn Stars magazine came to devote two full pages of their September/October 1982 issue to porn games of the future, as imagined by eight of the biggest names in porn. Their headline was Future Vid-Sex Games: Porn Stars Predict Tomorrow’s Turn-Ons. Ron Jeremy had an idea for a damp and smelly Missile Command clone called Penile Command:

Ron Jeremy describes penile command watersports game

Keepin’ it classy, Ron! I’m surprised nobody ever made that one… sure I am.