Like most people these days I’m probably spending more time on Twitter than usual. Which means I find things. You’ll never guess what good things this tweeter is referencing:

Ideally you want them to be soft, warm, a little wet. Like most good things in this world that are not socks.

Read the Twitter thread to find out, especially if you’re hungry.

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