It turns out that there’s a little-known Catholic heresy out there. Details are fuzzy (and surely I’m no theologian) but apparently in normal practice of the communion ritual, the priest says something like “This is my body” and feeds the communicant a symbolic cracker. But, you know, a dry-ass cracker isn’t the most vivid possible symbol of the holy flesh. These heretic priests appear to have set up an earthy cult, based on the idea of offering communicants something with a bit more symbolic meat to it than the cracker has:

blowjob cult celebrates holy communion by sucking priest dick

(This photograph has been cropped, with comedic malice aforethought, from the original.)

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