Why do leprechauns giggle when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their enormous low-hanging balls…

Thanks, I’ll be here all week. And so will the “Get Lucky” sale from Kink Unlimited — it runs through March 18. They say this is their deepest discount all year: just $69 for 12 months. That’s less than two months at the regular price.

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What does a horny leprechaun drink? Mount And Do…

I’ll leave you with the worst possible pickup line to try out on an Irish girl: “Colleen, it’s your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of me pants!”

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