This Christmas card to everyone’s favorite underappreciated sex workers appeared in the December 1972 issue of Playboy:

poem in appreciation of massage parlor handjobs

The poem, credited to Judith Wax, reads:

To A “Masseuse”

Season’s greetings, dearest heart,
They’ve been slandering your art.
You who serve our nerve and muscle —
Who days say you stoop to hustle?
What an outrage… what a snub.
You’re just too handy — there’s the rub!

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