The Man Who Drank Lube
From Rollertrain comes a set of hilarious stories documenting certain calls placed to the customer service department at a sex toy mail order emporium. My favorite is The Man Who Drank Lube:
Customer: I took this an hour ago and nothing is happening.
Hez: What was it that you took, sir?
Customer: It said two pumps. I bought the 32 ounce bottle Thin Lube, and I took two pumps of it, but nothing is happening.
Hez: You drank lube?
Customer: I drank it an hour ago and nothing is happening.
Hez: Sir, you actually drank the lube?
Customer: Yes, and I’m not lubricated yet.
Hez: Sir, do you understand that you’re supposed to apply lubricant topically?
Customer: It says to take two pumps.
Hez: Sir, does the bottle say that it’s a water-based lube, or a silicon-based lube?
Customer: [Fumbling for minutes] Water soluble. But I am not lubricated.
Hez: Sir, you’ll be lubricated in about four hours.
Shorter URL for sharing: http://www.erosblog.com/?p=1104
Those are amazing.
HAHA poor guy …. :rolleyes:
Tee hee hee.
Sometimes stupidity is so fucking endearing. Thanks for the gratuitous snicker.
man. i love hearing customer service horror stories.
that of course is solely because i have never worked in customer service and have therefore never had to deal with these nitwits.