You know what Red says on the Red Green Show: “If the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.”

Well, if you’re a handyman with a toolbox full of fine brand name made-in-America tools (or even cheap Chinese knock-offs of same) you might enjoy Kaya’s graphic photos of something fun to do with a pair of Vise-Grip Locking C-Clamp pliers.