October 30th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Spunk In Your Eye
There’s a blog post out there listing seven reasons why it sucks to be a male porn star. They aren’t terribly novel reasons, honestly; and to me #2 (the pay sucks) pretty much undermines all the rest; if being a male porn star really sucked so badly, porn directors wouldn’t be able to get male talent for, essentially, free.
Which is why I snickered when spanking movie model Adele Haze mocked the guy:
Of course some aspects of shooting porn are uncomfortable. You’re not doing it for you: you’re doing it to make the finished movie look good. That’s the job. If you feel that you’re having a bad time, try being a female porn-star: you get all that, plus some whiny boy’s spunk in your eye.
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How about the seven reasons it sucks to be a porn watcher?
1.) Watching somebody *else* have sex.
2.) The let down after having gotten it up.
3.) Viewers don’t even get paid.
4.) The money shots.
5.) Watching porn with someone who isn’t into it – or you.
6.) DVDs that get hung up.
7.) Disorientation caused by way-too-enthusiastic angle shots.