I missed this at Christmas, but it’s too funny not to link up anyway. From Hoot Island, an essay on Christmas blowjobs:

Ladies, does this sound familiar?

You try and try to ask your man what he wants for Christmas. You hint and you wheedle and you watch for signs, but no matter how you ask he just shrugs and says some some smartass comment like “A blowjob, why?”

Isn’t that just like a guy? You ask him a serious question and he answers with some lame toss-off answer like that. Well, speaking for guys around the world, I’m here to reveal the sincere and honest truth:

We’re serious. We really do want a blowjob.

There follows a long and amusing list of arguments in favor of Christmas blowjobs, my favorite of which is: “Every time you swallow, an angel gets her wings.”