May 22nd, 2004 -- by Bacchus
How Dirty?
Running errands this morning, The Nymph and I were walking though the parking lot of the local department store. There was a pickup truck with camper shell there with a rather dirty back window. Over on the right somebody had used his finger to scribble the boring classic: “Wash me.”
But I liked rather better what was inscribed on the left:
“I wish my wife was this dirty.”
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Now who would want a dirty wife?
My way of thinking, clean pussy is good pussy…dirty pussy is used pussy.
Used pussy is experienced pussy, and that’s good pussy. I’ve tried really hard, but my final conclusion is that it’s almost imposssible to use a pussy up.
But don’t all men try to use that pussy up!
Okay, would you rather eat clean pussy or dirty pussy?
And for some reason, it brings up this old one from my youth…pussy’s pussy, even on a cow.
With that, I am off to check out the wife.
My wife…LOL
I don’t think it was meant he wished his wife was literally dirty…just that she had a “dirty” mind. Dirty meaning “naughty” in this case.
Geez, I’m glad when I say I’m a dirty girl that Bacchus doesn’t expect me to go running for the shower! :lol:
Sorry Joe but my vote is with Mr. Bowen and I’d like to add that the same holds true for the male;virgins are of questionable entertainment value.
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virgins are of questionable entertainment value.
Ah, but I beg to differ!
The usual reply to “I wish my wife was this dirty ” is…
“Your daughter is.”
Kareem,
Now that is something us fathers try not to imagine!
Which makes me think, we’re our grandparents as wild for sex and enjoyed the variety we grandparents do now?
Yes, have 10 (!!!) grandchildren!
Virgin sex is fun, but you only have to do it once per virgin. Which makes the ratio of virgin sex: experienced sex just perfect.
(Role-playing a virgin is a completely different story…. ;))
Actually, I’ve never had sex with a virgin, so I wouldn’t know. However, I can guaran-damn-tee that it was no fun for her when I lost my virginity. I should have had Chris Berman announcing the event: “fumbling, stumbling, bumbling…”
I’m such a nerd… the first thing that came to mind when I read that was “NO NO NO!!! That’s the wrong conjugation of the verb; the sentance is in the subjunctive case… I wish my wife *were*… *WERE*!!” :-p
I think there is a big difference between being dirty and being unclean.
I am adored for being dirty, in a clean sort of way.
Thank you, Jodie. Do you have the same problem with pop songs that I do?
Jinian… depends… which problem is that? ;-)
dude jodie you rock.
Purely in the interests of out-nerding, I feel obliged to point out to Jodie that the subjunctive is a mood, not a case.
And in the interests of shameless boasting, a dirty virgin (godzooks, she was 17) makes for a very memorable evening.
It’s a wonderful thing when lessons on dirtiness and proper english can be found in one place!
I have a wonderful smart male friend who is a total virgin at 35. Any of you gals intrested? He is a gainfully employed engineer who is the most decent person I know. He is painfully shy with women though. Any takers?
There was a guy I used to work with that was a virgin at age 42. I wonder how common that is?
i saw a picture of a car with that written on it, wonder if it was teh same one
Jodie
if you wish to be a pedant please check your spelling