January 29th, 2006 -- by Bacchus
Musterbate?
On a “men’s penis health” fakeblog that shall remain deservedly nameless, I found the word “musterbate”.
Dudes who can’t spell “masturbate” are a perennial internet joke, but usually they go for “masterbate”. “Musterbate” is a new one for me, but I kinda like it. Since a “muster” is a gathering, usually of men for a military purpose, musterbation conjures visions of young military gentlemen congregating for mutual pleasure. That sure ain’t my fantasy, but let’s just say it’s a fantasy that’s not unheard of in certain circles.
And now, there’s a word for it.
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How about Masterbait LOL
:hehe:
Hugs
Des
One certainly hopes that a certain yellow condiment is not required for the activity described by the author.
See when I read that, first thing I thought of was that the need for masturbation was so overwhelming, it just had to be done, therefor it was musterbate.
LOL. I recently came across the word “crysturbation” (when you’re sad and you masturbate).
…must…supress…elitist…comments…ugh!
I must admit it musters a specific image.
actually, when I first read it, I thought it meant masturbating with mustard.
tingly! :hehe:
Psychologist Albert Ellis coined the term ‘musterbate,’ to indicate cognitive distortion, along with the fantastically image-laden phrase “Don’t ‘should’ all over yourself.” An interview with Ellis (sadly lacking in sexual content, aside from the aforementioned musterbation) can be viewed here: http://www.intu...s.htm
Although…I like Wanton Male’s definition even better.