In less than a minute of the late comedian Ralphie May’s standup routine, he detailed and illustrated “every good finger blast I’ve ever heard of” and when it comes to finger bang techniques, it’s really not a bad list at all:

I’ve tried to capture some of the flavor with this transcript which is mostly just him naming fingering styles, but his hand gestures in the video are an essential part of the finger bang instructions, really:

Every good finger blast I’ve ever heard of:

  1. old school
  2. ET
  3. cops and robbers
  4. shotgun
  5. Chinese finger torture
  6. cigarette machine…they like that one, don’t they, fellas? Cigarette machine!
  7. Oh! look for change in the pay phone! look for change in the pay… where… is that a nickel? you better get that nickel! is that a nickel right there? what is that? I don’t know… I… maybe!
  8. shocker
  9. Shocker the Next Generation
  10. the Vulcan — nanu nanu!
  11. Fonzi
  12. Cisco and Ebert
  13. Sony PlayStation
  14. the Boy Scout: “on my honor I would do my best to do my duty to God, to my country and to the Scout…”
  15. shadow puppet dog
  16. third grade fortune teller

Now, go forth and practice!

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