I don’t think I’ve ever stayed at a hotel fancy enough to offer genuine makeup-removing towels rather than those throw-away circular cotton pads. But if I did? I’m sure my answer would be the same as this guy:

Jessi asks her unidentified off-camera man:

Hey, baby. Um, I just wanna know. I’m very curious. If you had two options, the white towel or the beauty/makeup towel, which one would you go to, to use it as a cumrag?

The beauty one.

That’s what I thought. So you guys, all you men… use this one, that we use to clean our face?

Yeah. That’s why your faces are so good.

Oh, that’s why I have clear skin?

Yep.

Cause I use the cum rag.

That’s right.

That’s disturbing. Thank you.

You’re welcome.

She didn’t even ask him why. From her demeanor, I’m sure she just assumes it’s because men are mischievous perverts. But I’ll offer an additional two practical reasons.

First, that towel in the video looks a lot softer than the typical harsh white terry hand towels of first resort in your average hotel.

And second, jizz dries yellow. A lot of men have been shamed for leaving behind yellow crusties in their laundry whites, whenever they’ve been caught in a circumstance where they don’t have full control over their ejaculatory circumstances or their laundry circumstances either one. Picking the dark colored cumrag is learned behavior for such men. It doesn’t matter that you’ll never see the housekeepers, the behavior is coded deeper than rationality.

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