Did you ever wonder why a blue collar man will put 800k miles on a truck? Just drive that thing into the fucking ground? It’s all for the joy of seeing “BOOBIES” on the odometer:

When I was a very young lad and calculators with seven-segment displays were still pretty new, somebody published a whole children’s humor book of numbers you could display that said amusing things if you tried to read them as words instead of numbers. I didn’t turn it up in a few minutes of searching Google and the Internet Archive, but I don’t remember the title, so. If you remember it, or its title, or can find a link to it, please share! (However I am pretty sure that BOOBIES was not in that book.)

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