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May 6th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

You know that cliched line of poetry “all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by?” I don’t think men yearn for the sea these days the way they used to, but maybe they would if this is how tall ships were crewed:

nude woman balanced dramatically in the rigging of a large sailing ship while another nude below on the deck smiles up at her

Honestly this perhaps should not be a “Why rich men buy boats” post. I mean, yes, this boat probably was owned by rich men when the photo was taken, but it’s from a 1960s nudist magazine The Nudist Way, and that’s a time when nudism or naturism was often driven by ideology at least as much as by hedonism or sexual aggrandizement. So the headline could be a smidgeon unfair. But only a smidgeon, because this entire unserious series is rooted in my mostly-serious conviction that non-working boats of any great substance exist almost entirely for the purpose of getting their owners laid, one way or another. And this perhaps-rebuttable presumption of mine hardens (pun intended) into near-certainty whenever we see one or more naked ladies above deck.

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April 4th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

two topless beauties enjoying the tropical luxury life on a large and powerful Chris-Craft speedboat

Photos are from a shoot called “The Holiday” by fashion and glamour photographer Cameron Hammond.

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March 14th, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

 
January 22nd, 2025 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

two topless women frolicking on a sailboat

This delectable pair of topless yacht bunnies are from the pages of the 1960 Adam Annual magazine.

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July 11th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

I found this slinky yacht bunny in a fancy coffee table book full of sleek nudes with French-language captioning. Perhaps I should have titled this post “Why Rich Men Buy Coffee Table Books”?

sleek nude on a sailboat

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June 11th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

Sure, it’s not a yacht, but that’s nice woodwork. Not at all a blue-collar watercraft:

doggy style fucking on the bow of a fancy little motor cruiser

Sorry, I don’t have a source for this vintage porn photo. But I do have some dude on Mastodon who is at pains to explain to me that those rich people in the western Mediterranean whose boats are getting violenced by orcas aren’t genuinely rich, no, they’re just hard-working middle-class people out enjoying the ocean on their annual weeks of paid leave from their work-a-day jobs. In their totally-not-a-yacht pleasure sailboats.

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November 28th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

It’s good to have yacht bunnies who are committed to the naked life at sea, even when things get so chilly that she needs a warm fuzzy hat while she delivers your coffee.

nude boat bunny with stiff nipples and a warm hat holds out a cup of hot coffee to her naked captain

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