In which Acidman shuffles the deck of humanity and explains how to deal for maximum good times all around:

“Why are people so confused, tangled and mangled about sex? From my experience, I’ve learned that people are like a deck of cards. Everybody fits into a certain suit. Hearts, Diamonds, Clubs or Spades, and everybody picks what they want to be. The hearts want love, the diamonds want wealth, the clubs like things dangerous and the spades work hard and never make much money. Everybody screws, but hearts don’t last with clubs and spades don’t last with diamonds. You’ve got to find your own suit, or it will never work.”

Now we just need a volunteer to step up to the plate and gin up a “What Suit Are You?” quiz.

The Group Captain provided this map as evidence that the Middle East is in deep shit:

Ayup. And it’s DARK in there, too. Plus the ventilation, while sometimes vigorous, leaves a bit to be desired.

However, Bacchus is a twisted fellow, and therefore wonders whether this map might not also explain the existence (or, worse yet, the immediate adjacency) of the following two entries from the ErosBlog referral logs:

islamic questions about oral sex
israeli gas mask fetish

Dang! This is one sexy ear!

And that’s a nice tattoo, although one would think the feather would tickle. Especially when kissed.

Sexy ear, you ask?

Well, why not? If Acidman can link to toe porn, what’s wrong with ear porn?

Besides, have you ever seen such a kissable ear vicinity? Bacchus thinks not.

Only trouble is, this genre-defining bit of earotica arrived (earrived?) by email; its provenance and owner are unknown. If this is your ear, please step forward and become known to the vast ErosBlog readership! Linkage, modeling credits, photographer credits, tattoo artist credits, whatever — all will be cheerfully added in this space. Heck, we might even be able to round up a couple of ear groupies!

Reuters via Yahoo reports:

Hundreds of women from drought-ravaged southern Australia plan to bare it all to the heavens in a bid to make it rain.

Inspired by a Nepalese drought-breaking tradition, the women from Ouyen in the far northwest of Victoria state will carry out a naked rain dance in the barren outback in early March, just ahead of the planting season for the next crop.

Hey, why not? Since it obviously works so well in Nepal….

Sticky Kitty explains why she likes to be spanked:

Very simple:

It feels so nice on my bottom.

I like the ones that “thud” right in the middle of my ass.. very close to certain sensitive areas. Thats what it feels like… a “thuddy” feeling. Its the kind of strategic smack that stimulates you from the inside out. Its like a resonating inside my body, kind of like when you hit the body of an acoustic guitar. Its hollow and deep, and causes a vibration in the strings.

Loyal readers (all who are still here, that would be) are invited to share their reasons in the comments.

Q: What do you call three cute starlet models all chained together on network television?

A: A good start….

Thanks to Melly at Ordinary Morning for the link.

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