Kim Kelly wants to lose some weight. So she’s going on a 100% man juice diet. Or so the promotional press release reads:

For the entire month of December Kim Kelly will diet by eating nothing but cum for an entire month!

Beginning December 1st/2002 BBW Live’s “Queen of Princesses” Kim Kelly will be attempting to add her name to the star-roster of “Sexual World Record” holders by sucking down a minimum of 90 cum enriched meals… and probably a number of “snacks”. That’s a diet of nothing more solid than cum, at least three meals a day for a month!

However, she’s quoted as saying she also plans to eat “plenty of banana smoothies” because “I’m not going to kill myself for this.”

By popular demand (hey, it’s safe to assume the person who asked is popular) the thumbnails of the comment enforcement bear have been linked to the full sized version of those files. Fans of kinky anime-style illustration may hereby commence rejoicing!

One may presume that the photographer responsible for this project adheres (pun intended) to the following ancient and venerable maxim:

“There are very few personal problems that cannot be resolved by application of suitable quantities of duct tape.”

Perhaps a reader more worldly than Bacchus can help out here. What in the name of Aphrodite’s delicious underpants do they call this sex position? 96?

It’s Fun-With-Photoshop time for the strange crew over at Fark.com. This week appears to have been declared National Abuse of Trademarked Icons Week, and some of the results are eye opening. Not for the squeamish or easily offended.

Feel the warm sweaty karmic breezes, people! Globalgasm encourages you to join in a “monthly digital orgy with the intent of healing the planet.”

ErosBlog is nominally in favor of sex-positive grunty goodness of this sort, which puts a considerable damper on the exuberant derision that might otherwise be directed at this new age foolishness.

The world needs an injection of focused, positive, sexual energy. If we all do it at the same time, we can build off each other and elevate the vibe to an earth-shattering level.

Huh? Do we also have to sing Kumbaya in harmony while we “do it”?

Fortunately for everyone, Acidman has already weighed in on this attempted virtual clusterfuck, and since he was considerably nicer than Bacchus had planned to be, that’s probably enough about that.

Bacchus gets no kickback for this crass commercial link. Not even, worse luck, an offer to participate in product testing. Seems there’s a new line of lip balm (is that what the kids are calling it these days?) with flavors like “Strawberry Snatch” and “Shaved Peach.” Their slogan? “For the Tastiest Lips North of the Hips!”

Bacchus was not born yesterday: these clever kittens don’t say whether the heads of their beds point north or south.

PussyPuckerpots.Com — it’s “Ladylicious!”

Later update: According to their creator Stacy Bias, these products were discontinued in 2006.